Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury Box:
We all know why we're here today.
The young woman on the left, not even 12 hours old, has been accused of being the most adorable thing in the whole damn world.
"Guilty as charged," she cries.
The evidence on the left clearly indicates the truth of this accusation.
I hereby sentence you to HOLY CRAP SHE'S GORGEOUS comments for the rest of your life.