Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Today at work.

"You should watch Terriers," I told him. "I'm not sure if it's the best show I've ever seen, or if it's just the hyperbole of proximity."

"Why can't you just say 'because I'm close to it?'" he said.

"Because," I said, "I'm pretentious."

4 comments:

Meg said...

You are a bit pretentious. Much to your favor.

AzĂșcar said...

I like the cut of your jib.

(And I simultaneously empathize and concur.)

Anonymous said...

I think pretentious and ass-holey are synonymous in your case.

Andy said...

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