Dumb. I'm writing EVERYTHING ELSE IN PASSIVE VOICE NOW.
Or, rather, EVERYTHING I WRITE NOW IS IN PASSIVE VOICE.
Here are some examples:
DUMB: "Andy, passive voice is fine sometimes."
AWESOME: "Andy, fine is what passive voice sometimes is."
DUMB: "You're seriously going to rewrite everything I say in passive voice?"
AWESOME: "Everything I say is going to be rewritten by you in passive voice?"
DUMB: "Seriously, this is getting really annoying."
AWESOME: "Seriously, annoying is what this is really getting."
DUMB: "I don't think I want to be friends with you."
AWESOME: "Friends is what I don't think I want to be with you."
Welcome is what you are.