It's got my name on it and everything.
This is my troupe, the Blackfriars:
(note: none of us are black, and I think I'm the only one of us that's ever actually considered a position in the ministry, but I'm pretty sure Sarah [front row, center] is an RM)
I'm gonna quit acting now. My one performance has given me an award physically substantial enough that I can use to defend myself from intruders, so if I quit now, I'm one for one. I'm batting a thousand.
I HAVE TRIUMPHED AT EVERY SINGLE ACTING CHALLENGE I HAVE EVER ACCEPTED.
I retire undefeated.