Q: Andy, in one sentence, why do you believe in God?
A: Because I'm getting a new niece (Ruby/Hazel/Harper/Harriet/Fiona/Untitled) tomorrow.
And that's how I know everything's going to be fine.
Add that to the list of Answers To Most Of Your Questions.
AND NOW, A SPECIAL ANDY'S-AN-UNCLE-THREEFOLD SEGMENT
Courtesy of the episode of How I Met Your Mother that I watched last night:
RANKING OF PRESIDENTS
(by how dirty their names sound)
Had to get that out before another beautiful child was brought into this world.