Back in 2007, Prince, my favorite musician (and the subject of my upcoming "More Than Meets the [Unpronounceable Symbol]: Prince's Catalog as Serialized Narrative"!), performed to near-universal critical acclaim at the Super Bowl Half-Time show. The following is a picture from Prince's performance of his classic "Purple Rain":
That year, the FCC received numerous complaints from rednecks and morons (or possibly postmodern performance artists) nationwide about Prince's set. The Smoking Gun, God bless them, put a number of the most entertaining complaint letters up on their site. Click here for some brilliance.
My favorite are the first two, but there are quite a few nuggets of genius on there for your enjoyment.